Much Ado About . . .: Rules for Parents of Preschoolers

Thursday, January 8, 2009

Rules for Parents of Preschoolers

Rules for Parents of Preschoolers:

Help Me!

Don't help me! I can do it myself!

Tell me about that.

Don't tell me, I already know that.

I saw it first.

I go first.

Make me THIS to eat.

I don't want THIS to eat.

It's my turn.

Let me carry that.

Take this, I don't want to carry it.

It's still my turn.

Let me talk to you.

No, I don't want to talk to grandma on the phone.

I am always right.

It's my turn again.

I'm bored.

I'm NOT tired.

I'm hungry.

I'm hungry for cookies, not green beans.

I thought of that first.

Find me.

Don't find me!

Watch me.

Don't look at me!

No.

1 comment:

alwayshasanopinion said...: save these comments as they may recycle when she is a teenager...
SB; January 9, 2009 at 1:54 PM

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Recent Reads

The Number One Ladies' Detective Agency: My mother has been raving about this series for a long time now, but as I am not that into mysteries I never bothered to check it out. However, after viewing the HBO version I decided to give the books a try and wow, not what I was expecting. I am chuckling aloud as I read, and am truly enjoying the characters, culture and philosophy of these books. I also hear, via mom, that the audiobooks are to die for as the reader, Adjoa Andoh, is truy a great listen.
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The Wordy Shipmates: Sarah Vowell
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Recent Viewing

Glee: Oh, Glee, how I love thee . . . sadly, this show will be off the air until April, but happily, it appears to appeal to a wide audience and so it has made it over the hump and should be around for a while. At least I hope so, because the talent on this show is unbelievable. I really was hoping for guilty pleasure at best when I first tuned in, but it far surpassed my expectations, and is currently draining my iTunes budget while I console myself with the music until the show returns.
30 Rock Season 3:: I tried Season One when it started and didn't give it long enough, but now that Netflix (aka my last remaining link to anything remotely current in pop culture) is running the old seasons on their instant viewing feature (aka "somewhere in my youth, or childhood, I must have done something good") I have been laughing, snorting, and "lizzing" my way through the first 3 seasons of this show with glee. Perfect when I need a laugh or can only manage a short time to watch something.
Julia and Julia: Okay, so the link is to the blog, not the movie website, but if you're like me, you'll see the movie and then immediately google her to read the blog, and this will save you a step. Or add a step, since presumably you won't keep Much Ado open during the entire time you get yourself the DVD, view it, and then proceed. But do. Get this DVD, that is. A lovely light look at Julia Child's life interspersed with Julie Powell's year of cooking through the recipes of Julia Child. Watch it early enough to have a meal afterwards!
Burn After Reading: So awesome. The Coen brothers come through yet again. The cast is incredible, the plot is great, the quirky details of the characters are right on. Makes me want to start a library of Coen brothers' films so I can just watch them anytime.
The Office: (BBC) Watched these again in order (had seen a few) and appreciate them even more now after more seasons of the NBC version, and after watching "Extras."
The Kite Runner: It has been several years since I read this book, and I enjoyed remembering the story and seeing the filmmaker's choices in telling it.
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Get Smart: Somewhat painful to sit through, given the slow pace of the laughs (and jokes that fell flat) of the first 2/3 of this flick. But had to see it, and got a few great belly laughs near the end.
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