Friday, March 30, 2012

Overheard

First speech student: I'm gonna be thtayin' in thpeech forever.

Second speech student: Not me! I'm only gonna be he-ah two mo-ah ye-ahs.

Thursday, March 29, 2012

Technology for the Average Joe

Yesterday I went to a Radio Shack for the first time in a long time, as I needed a cable and didn't want to wait for one to be shipped to me. I must admit I was pleased at the service and organization in there, as compared to past experience during which I felt the employees had less technical expertise than I do. But one thing remains a puzzle to me: why in the world has this company held on to what is possibly the worst business name in history? I mean, if you're talking electronics, is the radio really the cutting edge technology you would like to highlight? And why exactly would you want to associate your store with a shack? Is in the George W. Bush dumbing down of technology so Joe Main Street Plumber can shop there? If so, I have some suggestions for alternative names for Radio Shack or other businesses wanting to take this approach.

How about Slide Rule Shanty? Rotary Phone Hovel? Abacus Alley? Or maybe Typewriter Tunnel. Telegraph Slum? Smoke Signal Teepee? Consider Cotton Gin Holding Cell. The older and crappier it sounds, the better. After all, we must not intimidate our ever-declining average intelligence consumer with scary modern-sounding tech names.

Saturday, March 10, 2012

10 on the 10th


Morning Battleship.

Countdown to Birthday art project.

3 sheets of 10 strips each.

Assembly help from mom.

Last 30 days of being seven!

While we're talking birthday . . .


Thankfully, not needed.

Grocery requests.

Time for some R & R.