that place that shall remain nameless

Morning conversation:

A: Mom, can we go to that place that gives out the goodie bags?

C: (puzzled look)

A: They have a big yellow M for a sign*. That place?

C: Oh, no, we don't eat there. That place doesn't have food that we eat.

A: Is it meat?

C: Yes, but it's not good food, hon. It's just chemicals and not really food.

A: But they have those goodie bags, so I want to go there.

C: Yes, they try to lure you in with that, don't they.


* Note: As far as I can recall, the name of this establishment has never been uttered by me in earshot of A.