Sunday, April 12, 2009

What you are looking for?

I am pleased to say that my blog generates some hits from google searches. Some of them even appear to have been looking for something I could provide, like a particular video or link to an author's website. But many are likely disappointed when they click on my link and discover it's only my little blog. Here are some of my favorite keywords used to find me:

  • "korean lady scrubs men:" I get a lot of hits looking for Korean body scrubs in various cities. I'm thinking it might be a good public service for me to compile a list of Korean spas, since many people seem to be searching, perhaps unsuccessfully. (I do not plan on posting any kinky Korean videos, so if that's what you're into, you can move on.)
  • "thank you ma'am + characters, characterizations, plot:" I think this might be the Korean scrub lady dude looking for some domination, but I'm not sure.
  • "Uhmerca definition:" I don't have any idea what the definition of "uhmerca" is, and I don't think it is a real word, but my use of it was merely a G.W. Bush quote, so I can' t take credit.
  • "dentist started drilling:" Yikes. What was this person looking for?
  • "young ladies velcro towels/robe:" Sounds like a very polite perv did that search.
  • "massage shower cap:" This sounds intriguing. I'd check Hammacher-Schlemmer.
  • "sudsy massage:" Clearly, posting about the Korean spa has drawn quite a bit of unintended clean freaks, masochists and porn-seekers to my blog. I live in fear of what kinds of searches I'll see after posting this entry.
  • "David Sedaris The Biggest Loser Narration:" This one was so appealing I had to google it myself. Nothing of interest, but I was really excited there for a few minutes.

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