Friday, December 19, 2008

100th Post

There has been much speculation about what I would accomplish in my first 100 posts here on Blogger. Many felt that my promises were too ambitious; surely humor, politics, video and photo documentation, and cooking could not all fit into so few posts?

Today, America, I say to you, I bring you this, and more. As we work together to provide more and more ways to waste time on the internet, this is my promise to you: I will fritter away your time as if it were my own. I will leave no link un-hyperlinked. No photo un-uploaded. No random meal I ate undocumented. For America, I am nothing without your wasted time.

Thank you, Good Night, and God Bless Blogspot.

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