Monday, November 3, 2008
Ask your doctor if it's right for you!
Do you suffer from pre-election day jitters? Restless leg syndrome flaring up on your way to the polls? Citizens everywhere are turning to "E.V.T. (Early Voting Today)" for their election-related symptoms. "E.V.T." can greatly enhance your quality of life during these anxious times.Side effects may include but are not limited to: dry mouth, insomnia, irrational fears (such as lost ballotaphobia), touchscreenitits, distractibility, irritable bowels, headache, blurred vision, cramping, hot flashes, nausea, pain, swelling, or redness at the election site, sleep problems, tiredness, upper respiratory tract infection, rash, hives, itching, difficulty breathing, tightness in the chest, lightheadedness, fainting, change in heart rate, cough, fainting, fever, frequently needing to go to the bathroom, shortness of breath, stomach pain, swelling of the hands, legs, or feet, unusual tiredness, and dizziness.
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